Jokes about Kamran Akmal & Gavaskar

What do Kamran Akmal and Michael Jackson have in common ?

They both wear gloves !

If you are stranded somewhere, and if a motorcyclist asks you ' Can I drop you somewhere?", you will be relieved. As a Good Samaritan, Kamran is there to help all batsmen with the statement " Can I drop you somewhere ?"

The Pakis gave an excellent birthday treat to the birthday boy, Ross Taylor. Akthar bought the cake, Razzak put the candle and Kamran lit it !

There is a saying " Behind every successful man, there is a woman" So true ! Behind every successful batsman, there is Kamran Akmal !

This formidable wicket keeper is a genuine wicket "keeper", he keeps the wickets of the opposition batsmen !

Now plans are afoot to rope in Umar Akmal as wicket keeper. The Akmals are wicket keepers, as Adnan Akmal, their younger brother is also a keeper. It seems the career of Kamran is in danger and Waqar said they will have to decide about the w k after the World Cup is over !

About Gavaskar, all people are talking about his fastest World Cup hundred. 36 not out in 60 overs !

On fan of Kamran tweeted "Has Kamran sought political asylum in Sri Lanka ?", obviously referring to the forme Pak 'keeper, Zulqarnan Haider, who fled Pak's team hotel in Dubai and sought asylum in Britain !

Another fan said "Has Shahid Afridi told Kamran that he has dropped the World Cup with two catches?".

Another irate fan said "World's greatest birthday gift declared by Guinness - Kamran Akmal for Ross Taylor."

Ex players also had their dig at the hapless Kamran. "I only notice when Kamran performs well behind the stumps, bad wicket keeping is routine for him," a sarcastic Rashid Latif, the former Pak 'keeper, said.

"It's wrong to play Kamran consistently after his poor keeping," former Pak skipper, Moin Khan, said. "When you give so many chances in a World Cup match, you have to pay the price."